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Do not Ask Do not Tell Do not Watch Do not listen Do not Think

I woke up this morning feeling a protein deficient tad, so I grilled up the meat, and sprinkled some of that high test coffee I mentioned last week. My wife naturally has something to say about my choice of breakfast grub, but I raised a finger of silence, which provided some peace and quiet while I ate.

The finger of silence is a successful combination of these tools that you look over the years that nobody tells you when you get married. I always rely on the finger when I have not shot the required amount of coffee needed to start my brain in normal daily functioning.

The woman invokes the finger when it is being in bags of things that have the logo of the stores on them. And if that works for us both. Yesterday I watched, amused, the Right Reverend Obama spoke before an audience of peers. (Crooks, crooks, thieves, merchants, thieves, charlatans … I want Democrats say.)

It seems that the reverend has decided he is going to speak in the bid, told Whopper after another uninterrupted until November, when he will only be two years until he has to be renominated.

Now, last week he said that his increased spending was in fact a tax cut for the middle class (the term the most abused ever invented), it was the war against terrorism, (one minute every sixty), the health care needed to be adopted, that the job was his number one priority, and Do not Ask, Do not Tell should be repealed.

Then Yesterday, he told his audience that he should not listen to cable news, which is a rehash of last year rivalry with FOX. He managed to remember CNBC and MSNBC, but his main criticism is aimed at FOX, because nobody watchs other shows. (Act Killer Keith Olbermann is down 44% while O'Reilly is up 55%, and even FOX Democrats rate as the best source of news.)

Rev. does not watch FOX because you might actually get to think that hope and change are only as BS, and under his leadership the country is going Hell in a handbasket in.

He had rather you watch television endorsed Obama, including NBC, CBS and ABC. Here his lackeys brown nose pontificate on what is good for you and for the country because youse is too stupid for it to figgera yerselfs.

This morning, the Reverend is a breakfast prayer, doubtless tell people what God wants, and he comes from humble messenger. "If you do not listen to me … then listen what God wants … and you will not find this message on FOX. (Or do we?)

Now, I never pretend to be a God squad, but I remember the concept of free will, which clearly states that you have a choice in how things happen, which means that there must be an alternative argument. If you do not ever listen to others, how will you know what the right decision is it? And who says that the Reverend is on the side of God? (When all your friends are atheists, there is a strong chance that you are too, even if you are wearing the ring, and citing all the chapters and verses right.)

It's the old "look what I do, not what I say," and the public is catching up fast. No wonder the Reverend is on scars. Instead of hearing the gentle beat twenty-dollar bills, he heard the metallic rattle of spare change in the collection basket.

Keep eyes open, ears listening, and your synapses firing, even as the Right Reverend hangs his pocket watch back and forth, from front back … can not be hypnotized against his will.

My good friend once told Greedmaster his disciples that one of the keys to the loss of weight was on the job strikes. When asked what a BBW a "Sitdown" was, he replied, (in true style Greedmaster) that "Sitdown" was when a well Lardassian want to get up and fetch a mirror to a little "Sit their fat ass down".

If I invented "Doodaoppozit." Whenever the Reverend tells you what you should do (which is any time his Mouf is open), "Doodaoppozit!"

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