Pocket Watch Cleaning

Hi all, a joke, no long Oldie but worth a good laugh?

A famous hypnotist was the scene in this theater. People came from miles to go see the hypnotist do his stuff known. At this stage, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 people up on stage to be in a trance, I intend to hypnotize all members of the audience. "Excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It is a very special shows. Its been in my family for six generations. "He began to swing the watch gently from front back softly singing, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch'…." crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed before back, the bright light of the polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the ground, breaking into pieces. "Sh * it," said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean the theater.

is this old? never heard before its very funny. Pd good work continue. Thank you for making me laugh this poll hours ^ _ ^

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Gsi Super Quality Lens Pen Cleaning Brush, Cleans All Camera Lenses, Telescopes, Binoculars, Lcd, Plasma, Screens, Watches And Flashes From Dust, Dirt And Fingerprints – Pocket Tool The GSI Lens Pen Cleaning Pen System is a great accessory for any optics user, making it great for maintaining your digital or film camera, binoculars, telescopes, or spotting scopes. The soft retractable brush removes fingerprints, dust and other debris that may compromise your lens. The small, pen-style design easily fits in any camera bag, as the soft brush retracts into pen body to stay clean….

GSI Super Quality Lens Pen Cleaning Brush, Cleans all Camera Lenses, Telescopes, Binoculars, LCD, Plasma, Screens, Watches and Flashes from Dust, Dirt and Fingerprints – Pocket Tool The GSI Lens Pen Cleaning Pen System is a great accessory for any optics user making it great for maintaining your digital or film camera binoculars telescopes or spotting scopes. The soft retractable brush removes fingerprints dust and other debris that may compromise your lens. The small pen-style design easily fits in any camera bag as the soft brush retracts into pen body to stay clean….