Pocket Watch Estimates

What about this …………..???

EVEN MORE you might be a REDNECK IF … Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick. You refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. The rear tires of your car at least two times wider than the front ones. You think Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. You think that is part of un's Anatomy. Woman You've been too drunk to fish. Jack Daniel's Volvo is your list of "most admired people." You do not stop at a rest area if you an empty beer can in the car. Your wife has a beer belly and you find attractive. Your house has no curtains but your truck does. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it in prison. You've been fired from a construction site because of your appearance. You need an estimate of your Barber before a haircut. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

These are good … heres my fav redneck joke … If your collection of bowls has the logo printed on the sides Cool Whip … you may be a redneck

Images of Disaster Haiti’s Worst Day Estimates of the number of dead from yesterday’s quake