Pocket Watch Operating Instructions

I am looking for a phone that sounds like a phone that I can call people and answer when it rings.?
It did not do any other darn thing. If I want to know what it's time I look at my watch. If I need a number I'll look into the laptop I carry in my pocket and write with a pencil real. (Not virtual). I want a phone that does not need 200 pages of instructions for function. Does anyone make such a phone? So does anyone think that the manufacturers of gadgets today have gone way overboard , with the bells and whistles?
Well I mean to each his own on the technology of the telephone numbers of our days, however storage in a phone is the least of your problems I will look at the new iPhone you need anyway you know you could just get a Nokia and you does not want to make it easier on yourself and use the contacts list in your phone to let you know who is calling and all that can appeal others and ease of use, not just the functionality is no doubt that you'll end up with a characteristic gadgety You must not download songs you should not use the contact list or online functionality just stick to one minute to get a basic phone plan and you are good, but the least you will have at least the features if u forget that notebook or who have problems with this watch
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