Pocket Watch Wedding Favors

These definitions are funny or true?

Consciousness – the time between naps. Accountant – a person you hire to explain that you not the money you made. Wedding – a funeral where you smell your own flowers. Justice – a decision in your favor. Paradox – Two physicians. Court of Act – the place where action is pressed and a man can be taken for cleaning. Flattery – an insult in a gift box. Alimony – the cost of loving. Capitalism – The survival of the fat. Oboe: An ill wind that blows no good. Perfect: immunity from having to peak. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Dog nice "until you can find a rock. A consultant is someone who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets watch, and sends you a bill for it. A born loser: Anyone who calls the phone number is scribbled in lipstick on the wall of the phone booth – and the answers to his wife.

Hi Ducky, Hahahahahaha .. You made me laugh and the last has not price my friend .. Big Star for you .. A friend poppy1

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