Pocket Watch Wikipedia

If there are pens in your pocket, MUST you protect them?

BQ: Do you edit Wikipedia?
BQ2: Are you fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

*question inspiration*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g77R5j30s9w

I am very sad and my childhood dreams are dashed because Dr. Dre does not know Klingon.

*shakes fist in air*

Curse you, Dr. Dre!!! Curse youuuuuuu.

Wikipedia in your Pocket!