Pocket Watches For Sale

You might be a redneck if ……..?

- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. – You watch cartoons long after your children are bored. – You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. – You think you're a contractor because dirt "for sale" sign in the front yard. – You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. – You do not think of Jeff Foxworthy jokes are funny. – Whenever you see a sign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. – You already had dinner Thanksgiving on a ping-pong.

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150CC SUPER POCKET BIKE (FOR SALE!!!)